Month: April 2019

The Critics Are Raving (Mad)!

The results are in and The Myth of Arden is this summer’s knockout hit! The critics told us in confidence but won’t mind us revealing:

“This is the greatest novel ever written! It truly blurs the line between awesome and really, really awesome!”

Me

“It wasn’t as bad as I was expecting!”

My mother

“Good job!”

My second grader

“It’s perfect for killing spiders! Aaaahhhhhhh! Never mind!”

My husband

“I’ll get to it eventually.”

My second cousin twice (???) removed

“It tastes good!”

My four year old

“Why are you giving this to me? No really I don’t want it.”

The bus driver

“This is perfect! Just the thing I need to keep that door wedged open!”

My uncle

“I can’t wait to regift this!”

Literally everyone

So there you have it folks! Be sure to get your copy today! The eBook version is free if you have Kindle Unlimited or just check your local Goodwill donation bin!